SouthamPTONS. K. E. SUNday . TOday

So on friday, i was chilling after work, was thinking about what to do for the night, call up the guys and hit central london, stay in and battle within the vicinity of pro evolution soccer, or just watch a movie. Picked up the mobile, punched in K's number, chit chat, E was in the background, chilling to some naija jam, then she said, "come to southampton", at first i was like no way, i aint trying to drive that far in this cold dark terrible weather and suddendly, i was like "see you soon", bet she thought i was clowning again. Slipped into my shoes, through the stairs, into the car, key in ignition, NeYo from the speakers and about 80miles to the Hamptons.

Drive was pretty swift, yep i know how to use the accelerator. Within the hour.5, i was there, nice city i must say, there was a feel of ummmm..still can't explain it but i know it got me thinking about buying a little pent house out there. Got to K's, saw E (uhmm beautiful people), danced around for a bit, drove around the hamptons, had some pizza, then chilled, and chilled, looked into her eyes and chilled again, and then more looking, more chilling, chatting, more chilling, then the sun came up and i had to get back to green kingston. C-u-soon S'Hampton

Felt like a scene from the BEST MAN on sunday, you know when the boys went to get fitted for a wedding suit. Yep, me and my boy went for fitting, he is getting married soon and yes yours truely is the BEST MAN. Got me thinking, one day we are all going to ask that question or answer that question (ok maybe not all, but most definately me), after fitting we chilled at some Bagel bar, since it was all snow in london in APRIL, we thought a hot chocolate and nice salmon with cream cheese bagel would do just fine. Even witnessed the olymic touch dis and dats, there was that man that tried to extinguise the touch.....seriously...that wasn't a good look....i am trying so hard not to go down the political path.

So today, i had this thing for some chocolate, stopped by the store, parked across this other car, hoping to be in and out in a geeefeee. Picked up my bounty, was about to pay when i heard some european lady cussin and yappin that some *&())*&^%%$ has blocked her in, I quickly paid, apologised and proceeded to move my car to a now opened space, she came to where i was and said"thanks for not insulting me, as i know i was very rude to you, i really didn't need your car moved but i just wanted to get someone in trouble". I looked at her, said "its cool" and i drove away...............SILLY OYINBO WOMAN